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August 22nd, 2013

The Unreliable Witness

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Title: The Unreliable Witness
Author: tetsubinatu
Fandoms: Lewis & Harry Potter
Characters:Robbie Lewis, James Hathaway, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin
Rating: G
Wordcount:100
Warnings: None.
Summary: James has no luck interviewing the neighbours.


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February 17th, 2011

Snupin LDWS Week 3

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Title: Rinse, Lather, Repeat...
Summary: The universe never seems to cut them a break and Severus isn't the forgiving type.
Warnings: none
Word count: 200 exactly
Prompt: Missed Opportunities / first




September 1st, First Year

"Oh no," the older girl had said, grimacing. "Slytherin is nothing but dark creatures and criminals!" Which was why Remus had felt confident in assuring his new friend that he'd be in Slytherin. As the hat shouted "Gryffindor!" the boy's look of betrayal scorched him where he stood.


Valentine's Day, Fourth Year

"Lupin," Snape sneered in passing. Remus' stomach coiled at the sound of his name drawled in Snape's newly deepened whisky-tinged tones.

"Snape," he muttered. Snape paused, dark eyes flicking back momentarily to take in Remus' parted lips and lanky body. For an instant Remus thought... but then Snape swirled around the corner and was gone.


Seventh Year sometime

"You know I didn't know what he was planning!" Remus blurted before Severus could disappear again.

"I do not," Severus replied. "Nor do I care. Stay away from me, animal!" Pointedly, he drew his robe away from any contamination. Remus flinched as Severus turned eyes of seared charcoal on him. "You owe me that much for the lies," Snape said.


Voldemort's Fall, dusk

Remus waited by Dumbledore's tomb. Either Snape would come or he wouldn't. Remus didn't actually fancy his chances much, but ... he waited.

February 10th, 2011

Snupin LDWS Week 2

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Title: When the Devil Drives
Author: [info]tetsubinatu
Summary: Trapped together at the full moon, Severus holds Lupin's life in his hands.
Warnings: horror
Word Count: < 300
Prompt: Trapped at the Full Moon / zero





"There are two ways of getting this wrong," Lupin said, handing the knife to Severus. "One will get you killed and the other will kill me."

"Your loss would make zero difference to the Order," Severus replied, running an appraising finger along the blade. "I wonder that you should even suggest that I take the chance."

"Our choices are limited," Lupin said colourlessly.

Lupin had removed most of his clothing already and was testing their salvaged rope in a manner that seemed almost idle until one noticed the slight trembling of his hands. When Severus reached for it Lupin handed the rope to him without demur, only taking one deep breath before folding himself into position beside the exposed beam.

Never had Lupin looked more vulnerable. Ironic, in some ways. Less so, in others.

Severus started with his arms.

"Not so tight," Lupin protested, "The wolf's bigger."

"It won't kill you!" Severus snapped.

"It might stress the ropes."

Severus scowled, but conceded the point by loosening the bindings. He hesitated when he reached Lupin's face, but they'd practiced this and he managed the loose loops around Lupin's jaw and nose which would effectively muzzle the wolf easily enough, finishing with a brutal tether to further restrict the movement of Lupin's head.

"This will work?" he prodded again.

"Just keep killing the wolf until the moon sets," Lupin repeated wearily. "Slit its throat or, if that's too dangerous, stab it to the heart. As moonset approaches..."

"I know," Severus said, "You'll become weaker and if I kill you in the last minutes you may not recover..."

"If you need to, don't hesitate: cut its head off," Lupin interrupted, holding Severus' gaze until, abruptly, his eyes clouded and the first tremors shook his rigid frame.

Severus lifted the knife.

February 5th, 2011

Snupin LDWS Week 1

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Title: Staying Awake in the Staff Meeting
Author: [info]tetsubinatu
Summary: Minerva drones on while our boys amuse themselves
Warnings: Post-series, with the usual non-canon survivors.
Word Count: < 300 words
Prompt: Colleagues / assuage



tap Lupin's finger jerked again, although Minerva, droning her way through the minutiae of the first staff meeting of the year, did not appear to notice.

tap pause tap

Severus ground his teeth silently.

tap

If Minerva waffled on much more Severus was going to fall asleep.

Board of Governors blah blah grand heritage of Albus Dumbledore tap future of the school ...blah... Dumbledore tap blah blah ...

Wait... what?

Severus fixed his eyes on Lupin's annoying hands (what right had a werewolf to have hands so well-shaped, so elegant?) and waited for the next...

Dumbledore... tap

Lupin was attempting to assuage his boredom by counting every time Minerva said Dumbledore! No consideration whatsoever for the rest of them, of course! Severus' mouth hardened even further into its customary scowl before a thought occurred to him; he smirked.

"blah... blah... future..." Minerva said and Severus swung his foot, hard.

Lupin gasped, shooting him a reproachful look, but his finger still came down with its customary tap at the next Dumbledore. Snape waited patiently.

... future ... kick

Lupin's eyes narrowed but Severus got in another two kicks before his prey discovered the trigger and began to dodge. He didn't stop tapping, however, smirking at Severus with every lift of his evil finger.

"...next week," Minerva concluded.

Severus was almost disappointed. He'd only connected about a dozen times and he still had plenty of kick left in him. As he swept towards the door Minerva had a parting word. "Severus," she said. "The future is yours, as Headmaster Dumbledore would have reminded you!" Her chin quivered smugly.

Severus's gaze slid across the staff room to Lupin, who mouthed "caught!", laughing silently as he limped across to the tea tray.

Well, perhaps this year might not be so boring after all.

June 8th, 2010

FIC: In a Cold Climate (Mature)

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Title: In a Cold Climate
Author/Artist: [info]tetsubinatu
Rating: Mature
Pairing(s)/character(s): Snape/Lupin
Challenge: Remix Exchange 2010
Summary: Snape can't believe it.
Disclaimer: Even less original than usual, being a remix of a fanwork based upon the work of Ms Rowling.
Warnings: none
Notes: This fic is a remix of [info]nimrod_9's Cardamom, Nigella Seeds and Love

My sincere thanks to lore for some very helpful ad hoc beta work! I really appreciated it!

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March 29th, 2010

The Firebird - A Snupin Fairytale

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Title: The Firebird
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Remus
Disclaimer: The characters belong to JK Rowling and the basic storyline to the Russian folk ouvre.
Summary: A Snupin fairytale
Author’s Notes: Inspired by the recent rash of fairytale fics in Merlin fandom I wondered about a Snupin fairytale and of course this one leaped to mind. First posted at lupin_snape for their April Showers event. I hope you enjoy it!

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August 20th, 2009

We know not whither

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Title: We know not whither
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: R
Wordcount: 7727
Pairings:Snupin
Written for nepenth for Snupin Santa

The title is, of course, from the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam

I only just realised that this hasn't been posted on my page before. )

November 13th, 2008

That Boy (complete in 6 parts)

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Rating: M due to some swearing and a small amount of nudity.
Wordcount: 6 parts ranging in length from about 800-1300 words Total wordcount ~5800
Pairing(s)/character(s): Snape/Lupin
Challenge: Fantasy Fest 2008
Summary: Long-fic Challenge 25 -- Post-war, plausible survival scenario, established relationship (either new or long-standing). Somehow R finds out that Sirius left a child, and wants to adopt it. I like my S snarky, but not cruel. Any rating. Happy endings are best! :)
Disclaimer: Not mine. Just for fun.
Warnings: written in haste


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January 18th, 2008

Of wolves and Blacks

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This fic was originally posted on FanFiction.net

SUMMARY: Remus was captured by the Death Eaters during Deathly Hallows. Harry never knew.

WARNINGS etc:
DEATHLY HALLOWS Spoilers.
1720 words
M rating. Nothing explicit
het NON-CON.
slash (male-male sex)
SS/RL, RL/NM

Of wolves and Blacks )

January 12th, 2008

Missing, believed dead

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Written for a Master and Wolf challenge:
3) After killing/apparently killing Dumbledore, Snape flees Britain. Dumbledore’s picture reveals the truth. Remus searches for Severus, but how can he find a spy?

WARNINGS etc:
R-rated - a little bit of porn in flashback
approx 3500 words
Slash (ie: male-male relationship)
Snape/Lupin

Based upon JK Rowling's books, to which I have no claim whatsoever. I do this for fun, not money.

Missing, believed dead )

Oh happy day

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Strange little bunny written on the spur of the moment for Snape's birthday celebrations at lupin_snape

WARNINGS etc:
R-rated
385 words
Slash (ie: male-male relationship)
Prostitution

Oh happy day )
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