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August 22nd, 2013

The Unreliable Witness

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Title: The Unreliable Witness
Author: tetsubinatu
Fandoms: Lewis & Harry Potter
Characters:Robbie Lewis, James Hathaway, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin
Rating: G
Wordcount:100
Warnings: None.
Summary: James has no luck interviewing the neighbours.


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June 8th, 2010

FIC: In a Cold Climate (Mature)

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Title: In a Cold Climate
Author/Artist: [info]tetsubinatu
Rating: Mature
Pairing(s)/character(s): Snape/Lupin
Challenge: Remix Exchange 2010
Summary: Snape can't believe it.
Disclaimer: Even less original than usual, being a remix of a fanwork based upon the work of Ms Rowling.
Warnings: none
Notes: This fic is a remix of [info]nimrod_9's Cardamom, Nigella Seeds and Love

My sincere thanks to lore for some very helpful ad hoc beta work! I really appreciated it!

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March 29th, 2010

The Firebird - A Snupin Fairytale

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Title: The Firebird
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Remus
Disclaimer: The characters belong to JK Rowling and the basic storyline to the Russian folk ouvre.
Summary: A Snupin fairytale
Author’s Notes: Inspired by the recent rash of fairytale fics in Merlin fandom I wondered about a Snupin fairytale and of course this one leaped to mind. First posted at lupin_snape for their April Showers event. I hope you enjoy it!

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October 24th, 2009

28 fics, mostly about Merlin or Remus

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I have made a link in LJ to all the fics I have written in the past 13 months or so. It's far more convenient to have them all in one place!

I had a dream about Merlin and Arthur the other night; they were twined together naked and kissing and I was perving on their shoulders. Their SHOULDERS? Sheesh - I dunno. It's not like there isn't enough of them to perv on. My dream self has weird priorities.

And then today I had a slightly surreal conversation with my mother about the many fiiiine qualities of Ioan Gruffudd. I think this sets the seal upon the fact that I have become a DOL, which I first suspected last year when I found myself checking out a very handsome teenage waiter. Reeling in shock at my perviness I was somewhat comforted when my 5yo daughter said as we left, "That boy was very handsome, wasn't he?". I mean, if a 5yo notices then I can, right?

Now, however, I have come to the realisation that all the women in my family are DOLs or future DOLs.

October 14th, 2009

One Soul

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Title: One Soul
Word Count: 451
Rating: G
Challenge: HP Georgecentric Drabble/Art Challenge
Prompt: Luna, been there done that.


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September 29th, 2009

Good intentions and christmas cards

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Gift For: cyyt
Title: Good intentions and christmas cards
Author/Artist: tetsubinatu
Pairing(s): none
Summary: They meet on the train, but it doesn’t go to plan.
Rating: G
Warnings: none
Author/Artist's notes: For the prompt: Lily/Lupin/Snape-First years I’m afraid it wouldn’t stop there, though!


For cyyt )

September 16th, 2009

Sound and Fury

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Title: Sound and Fury
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: mild R
Wordcount: ~3500
Pairings: Remus/Lily James/Lily
Warnings: HET, infidelity
Summary: James is an arse. Lily finds someone better.

I was hunting something down on my computer the other day and found this, half-finished, so I thought I had better finish it.

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August 20th, 2009

We know not whither

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Title: We know not whither
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: R
Wordcount: 7727
Pairings:Snupin
Written for nepenth for Snupin Santa

The title is, of course, from the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam

I only just realised that this hasn't been posted on my page before. )

April 16th, 2009

Archive of Assorted Harry Potter Drabbles (unrelated)

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Point of View 415 words R rating
Prompt:Severus Snape & Remus Lupin, Marauder Era, Obligation
Originally posted to sorting hat drabbles, Week 22, 18/8/09
http://community.livejournal.com/sortinghatdrabs/30536.html

Regulus knew that his brother's gang had done something to Snape )

November 13th, 2008

Survivor's Guilt Part 11

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Title: Survivor's Guilt Part 11
Rating: R
Wordcount: 600ish in this part
Pairings: Remus/Neville
Kink(s): anal sex, sex toys, oral sex
Begun as part of LMoM2008 on Pervy Werewolf, but not completed at that time.
Notes: post-DH (sans epilogue)

come on like a hurricane )

That Boy (complete in 6 parts)

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Rating: M due to some swearing and a small amount of nudity.
Wordcount: 6 parts ranging in length from about 800-1300 words Total wordcount ~5800
Pairing(s)/character(s): Snape/Lupin
Challenge: Fantasy Fest 2008
Summary: Long-fic Challenge 25 -- Post-war, plausible survival scenario, established relationship (either new or long-standing). Somehow R finds out that Sirius left a child, and wants to adopt it. I like my S snarky, but not cruel. Any rating. Happy endings are best! :)
Disclaimer: Not mine. Just for fun.
Warnings: written in haste


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July 6th, 2008

Survivor's Guilt Parts 6 - 10

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Title: Survivor's Guilt Parts 6 - 10
Rating: R
Wordcount: 500-900 per part
Pairings:Remus/Neville/Hermione, Harry/Hermione, Remus/Neville, Hermione/Harry/George
Kink(s): role play, anal play, sex toys, oral sex, cardigan love
Begun as part of LMoM2008 on Pervy Werewolf, but not completed at that time.
Notes: post-DH (sans epilogue) Remus brings out his cardigan.

tossing me around )

May 2nd, 2008

Survivor's Guilt Parts 1 - 5

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post-DH (sans epilogue)
Rating: R
Kinks: wanking, voyeurism, oral sex, cross-gen sex, cross-dressing, het, slash
each section is 500-800 words
Remus/fantasy-OFC, Harry/Hermione, Remus/Hermione, Remus/Sirius

SUMMARY: Remus is depressed, but he has people who care about him. Written as part of the Lusty Month of May

Wind’s blowing the moon down )

January 18th, 2008

Heritage

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Stange little post-war bunny of little or no literary merit! This fic was originally posted on FanFiction.net

post OOtP, pre-DH
Rating: Suitable for teenagers up
830 words
Ron/Hermione

SUMMARY: Hermione has a plan

Heritage )

Of wolves and Blacks

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This fic was originally posted on FanFiction.net

SUMMARY: Remus was captured by the Death Eaters during Deathly Hallows. Harry never knew.

WARNINGS etc:
DEATHLY HALLOWS Spoilers.
1720 words
M rating. Nothing explicit
het NON-CON.
slash (male-male sex)
SS/RL, RL/NM

Of wolves and Blacks )

Crumpets and Honey

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I rarely write Het, but I wanted to write something for the 'Get Neville Laid' challenge and this is what came to me. Also at FanFiction.net.

SUMMARY After the final battle Ginny meets friends in the Room of Requirement.

WARNINGS etc:
DH SPOILERS. (Ignores Epilogue).
M rated. Explicit het in parts.
approx 2500 words
Neville/Ginny

crumpets and honey )

January 12th, 2008

Missing, believed dead

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Written for a Master and Wolf challenge:
3) After killing/apparently killing Dumbledore, Snape flees Britain. Dumbledore’s picture reveals the truth. Remus searches for Severus, but how can he find a spy?

WARNINGS etc:
R-rated - a little bit of porn in flashback
approx 3500 words
Slash (ie: male-male relationship)
Snape/Lupin

Based upon JK Rowling's books, to which I have no claim whatsoever. I do this for fun, not money.

Missing, believed dead )

Oh happy day

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Strange little bunny written on the spur of the moment for Snape's birthday celebrations at lupin_snape

WARNINGS etc:
R-rated
385 words
Slash (ie: male-male relationship)
Prostitution

Oh happy day )

Conversations between friends

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Recently posted at Harry Holidays, this fic was written in great haste as a gift for abigail89. Thanks for giving me the chance to explore the Harry/Ron dynamic, and I apologise for any errors!

WARNINGS etc:
R-rated
Slash (ie: male-male relationship)
Approx 3500 words
Harry/Ron, Hermione/Neville with mentions of previous Harry/Oliver, Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione

Based upon JK Rowling's books, to which I have no claim whatsoever. I do this for fun, not money.

Conversations Between Friends )

An Unwise Announcement

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Also at the Hex Files - this is another of my very early fics.

WARNINGS etc:
R-rated - probably overkill as it is really just for language. NOTHING EXPLICIT
Pre-slash (ie: male-male relationship)
Harry/Draco humour
Based upon JK Rowling's books, to which I have no claim whatsoever. I do this for fun, not money.

SUMMARY: Harry announces that he is seeking a fuck-buddy.

An Unwise Announcement )
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