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February 18th, 2024

A comprehensive list of all the fan-fics I care to admit to:

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It's getting too confusing trying to navigate my fics here, so I am finally putting together an organised list. I'll try to keep it updated.

Please note warnings at the fics, as I haven't included them on this list.

If you choose to use the tags to search instead, please note that the tag 1 denotes one-shots and the first part of any series.

List is in the following order:
Merlin
oneshots
darkfics
RPS
completed series

Harry Potter
oneshots
completed series

Lewis
oneshots

Other fandom oneshots
WIPs (all fandoms)
Drabbles and snippets (all fandoms)



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August 21st, 2014

The rain it raineth

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Title: The rain it raineth
Author: Tetsubinatu
Characters: Hathaway, Lewis
Rating: PG for bad language
Wordcount: 11K
Warnings: offscreen bullying, fostercare
Summary: After the murder is solved, that is not always the end of the matter.
Author's notes: Sorry I'm a smidge late. Thanks to Somniare for her assistance with canon.


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August 11th, 2014

Gluten-free dairy-free scones

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This recipe is based upon one at Jamie Oliver's website (http://www.jamieoliver.com/news-and-features/features/simple-gluten-free-scones ) It makes about 8 scones.

1 cup gluten-free plain flour
¼ cup white rice flour
¼ cup almond meal
1/3 tsp xanthan gum
2 teaspoons baking powder
a good pinch of salt
80g dairy-free margarine
100ml soy milk

Preheat oven to 220°C/440°F/gas 7 and line a baking tray with baking paper. Put the dry ingredients and margarine into a bowl. With very clean hands, rub margarine through the flours until it is evenly mixed and holds its shape when compressed in the hand. Make a well in the centre.

Pour soy milk into the well and mix just until the dough comes together.

Gently pat the dough out on a lightly floured surface to about 1.5 cms thick and use a suitable glass to cut rounds out of the dough. Place the rounds touching each other into the lined baking tray, lightly the brush the tops with milk and bake for 10 minutes, or until risen and golden.

Cut in half horizontally whilst warm and serve with margarine and jam or golden syrup.

August 22nd, 2013

The Body in the Library

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Title: The Body in the Library
Author: tetsubinatu
Fandoms: Lewis & Phryne Fisher series
Characters:Robbie Lewis, James Hathaway, Phryne Fisher
Rating: G
Wordcount:100
Warnings: None.
Summary: Miss Fisher meets some British policemen.


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The Unreliable Witness

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Title: The Unreliable Witness
Author: tetsubinatu
Fandoms: Lewis & Harry Potter
Characters:Robbie Lewis, James Hathaway, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin
Rating: G
Wordcount:100
Warnings: None.
Summary: James has no luck interviewing the neighbours.


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The Magenta Shoe

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Title: The Magenta Shoe
Author: tetsubinatu
Fandoms: Lewis & Sherlock Holmes (ACD)
Characters:Robbie Lewis, James Hathaway, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Rating: G
Wordcount:100
Warnings: None.
Summary: 1880s Oxford police call in a London consultant


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May 29th, 2013

A Man of Good Repute (Sherlock Holmes)

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Title: A Man of Good Repute
Recipient: arwen_kenobi
Author: tetsubinatu
Oevre: ACD Canon
Beta/Brit Pick: my dear friend A
Pairing: Holmes/OMC, some discussion of Holmes/Watson
Word count: 3000+
Rating: Mature
Warnings: homophobic attitudes consonant with the attitudes of the time
Summary: Watson becomes aware that Holmes has had indecent liaisons with young men.


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December 14th, 2012

The Tale of the Frog Prince

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Recipient: [info]toomerrymaiden
Title: The Tale of the Frog Prince
Characters/Pairing: Hobson/Peterson, Lewis/Hathaway (eventually)
Rating: K+
Wordcount: ~3000
Warnings: None
Summary: A rather loose re-working of a Russian Fairy Tale: 'The Tale of the Frog Princess', Lewis-style.
Author notes: this is as close as I could get to hurt/comfort. I'm sorry that it took such a non-standard format, but I hope you enjoy it anyway!

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September 9th, 2012

Raisons

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Title: Raisons
Author: tetsubinatu
Rating: R
Pairing: Lewis/Hathaway
Words: 2000-ish
Warnings: Angst aplenty in the first part. Um. And the second.
Summary: James can't stop fantasising about his Inspector.
Notes: This actually came from a lighthearted prompt from Sysann. She challenged me to write a believable story about them having sex in every possible position... I completely failed at that - but this is what came out of it. Written for Lewis_challenge Summer Festival on LJ. Many thanks to Som for her last-minute 'does-this-make-sense' beta check!


Raisons )

May 19th, 2012

Party Games - a ficlet for Somniare

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Prompt: Dustman’s Knock

A more 'advanced' form of postman’s knock in which more physical content is the norm. In this version a girl or boy is chosen to go hide in a cupboard (or bedroom). Another boy or girl is then chosen by chance (e.g. spinning bottle) or selection by others and goes to the place where the other is waiting. What happens then depends on the rules set but can range from a kiss, or a grope and a fumble to full sex.


Fandom: Lewis
Summary: Hathaway is tempted.
WARNING: Discussion of underage sex. Fallibly human James.

PLEASE NOTE that the age of sexual consent in Britain is 16, which is 2 years below the drinking age. Some of the people in this fic are under 18 but none are under 16.


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February 15th, 2012

Priest Hathaway AU

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Written for the Lewis Week of Love

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February 4th, 2012

Merlin Games

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Team: Canon
Category: long fic
Your user name: tetsubinatu
Title: in my arms you sleep
Pairing(s): Gwen/Merlin, Arthur/Morgana, Arthur/Gwen, Merlin/Morgana, Arthur/Merlin, Gwen/Morgana
Rating: R
Warnings: het sex, slash sex
Word Count: ~2,300
Summary: Time moves them in an intricate dance of love and loss
Notes: Many thanks to my beta, the Furry Godmother, for her generous help at the last moment. Enjoy!
Prompt and Prompt ID: #188 Spoons Position


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January 23rd, 2012

Spoilers for S2 ep 3

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Are you sick of reading post-Reichenbach Fall fic yet? No? Good - here's mine!


Title: to your scattered bodies go
Fandom: Sherlock BBC TV series
Rating: G
Wordcount: 469
Pairings: John/Mary, a strong but undefined relationship between John and Sherlock


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December 22nd, 2011

Unconventional

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Request 2 by Silverfox: The Spanish Bride - Georgette Heyer

* Arthur Wellesley
* Harry Smith
* Daniel Cadoux
* John Colborne

I love all of these characters and really will be happy with any, but if you want something more specific Colborne and Cadoux are particular favourites. No outright porn for this fandom, please. Friendship is preferred (unless of course you've chosen to write the Smiths), mild slash or het are fine as well.
I didn't find any fanfic for this at all, so this is a case of really anything goes. I've pondered writing an AU in which Cadoux survives, but find it's a bit tricky to pull off. Might be easier to just have something set before his death, if you want to use him. Him and Harry Smith before or after they made friends. Or what about the time he danced with Juana Smith? The book never shows Cadoux and Colborne together, but I suppose they'd have met. Or give me Harry and Colborne, Cloborne and Juana, a sweet scene between Harry and Juana - or them having a fight ... If you want to make it a crossover with another Heyer book, go right ahead. Heyer has a lot of soldiers in her other books as well.

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December 14th, 2011

Merlin Games Gift Exchange Fic

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Prompt for Historical #2 - All I want for Christmas is a drawble or a drabble based on this prompt: Merlin/Uther, Christmas cuddles
Word Count: ~1900

As there are four teams in the Merlin Games I thought that I would write a ficlet for each team style and mix it up a bit - hence, of the four fics:
* two are in present tense, two in past
* one gen, two established relationships and one first time
* one angst, one fluff, one dark (noncon), one Australian
* one Arthur POV, one Uther and two Merlin POV

YES - THERE IS NON-CON IN THE THIRD FICLET. No other warnings other than possible underage for the third and fourth ficlets because Merlin's age is not stated. In my head Merlin is at least 18 but I don't make that clear.

Four Times Merlin and Uther Cuddled for Christmas )

July 20th, 2011

On His Knees

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ON HIS KNEES - for the Never Have I Ever Challenge

WARNING: Dub-con/Non-con due to outside factors.

PAIRING: Arthur/Merlin.

PROMPT: Arthur doesn't have to exactly be 'submissive', but desperate. Anon wants to see him beg for it. Tearfully. On his knees, if you want. c: (I didn't quite get there re the dynamic requested; oops!)
http://kinkme-merlin.livejournal.com/10136.html?thread=25110168#t25110168

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February 17th, 2011

Snupin LDWS Week 3

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Title: Rinse, Lather, Repeat...
Summary: The universe never seems to cut them a break and Severus isn't the forgiving type.
Warnings: none
Word count: 200 exactly
Prompt: Missed Opportunities / first




September 1st, First Year

"Oh no," the older girl had said, grimacing. "Slytherin is nothing but dark creatures and criminals!" Which was why Remus had felt confident in assuring his new friend that he'd be in Slytherin. As the hat shouted "Gryffindor!" the boy's look of betrayal scorched him where he stood.


Valentine's Day, Fourth Year

"Lupin," Snape sneered in passing. Remus' stomach coiled at the sound of his name drawled in Snape's newly deepened whisky-tinged tones.

"Snape," he muttered. Snape paused, dark eyes flicking back momentarily to take in Remus' parted lips and lanky body. For an instant Remus thought... but then Snape swirled around the corner and was gone.


Seventh Year sometime

"You know I didn't know what he was planning!" Remus blurted before Severus could disappear again.

"I do not," Severus replied. "Nor do I care. Stay away from me, animal!" Pointedly, he drew his robe away from any contamination. Remus flinched as Severus turned eyes of seared charcoal on him. "You owe me that much for the lies," Snape said.


Voldemort's Fall, dusk

Remus waited by Dumbledore's tomb. Either Snape would come or he wouldn't. Remus didn't actually fancy his chances much, but ... he waited.

February 10th, 2011

Snupin LDWS Week 2

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Title: When the Devil Drives
Author: [info]tetsubinatu
Summary: Trapped together at the full moon, Severus holds Lupin's life in his hands.
Warnings: horror
Word Count: < 300
Prompt: Trapped at the Full Moon / zero





"There are two ways of getting this wrong," Lupin said, handing the knife to Severus. "One will get you killed and the other will kill me."

"Your loss would make zero difference to the Order," Severus replied, running an appraising finger along the blade. "I wonder that you should even suggest that I take the chance."

"Our choices are limited," Lupin said colourlessly.

Lupin had removed most of his clothing already and was testing their salvaged rope in a manner that seemed almost idle until one noticed the slight trembling of his hands. When Severus reached for it Lupin handed the rope to him without demur, only taking one deep breath before folding himself into position beside the exposed beam.

Never had Lupin looked more vulnerable. Ironic, in some ways. Less so, in others.

Severus started with his arms.

"Not so tight," Lupin protested, "The wolf's bigger."

"It won't kill you!" Severus snapped.

"It might stress the ropes."

Severus scowled, but conceded the point by loosening the bindings. He hesitated when he reached Lupin's face, but they'd practiced this and he managed the loose loops around Lupin's jaw and nose which would effectively muzzle the wolf easily enough, finishing with a brutal tether to further restrict the movement of Lupin's head.

"This will work?" he prodded again.

"Just keep killing the wolf until the moon sets," Lupin repeated wearily. "Slit its throat or, if that's too dangerous, stab it to the heart. As moonset approaches..."

"I know," Severus said, "You'll become weaker and if I kill you in the last minutes you may not recover..."

"If you need to, don't hesitate: cut its head off," Lupin interrupted, holding Severus' gaze until, abruptly, his eyes clouded and the first tremors shook his rigid frame.

Severus lifted the knife.

February 5th, 2011

Snupin LDWS Week 1

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Title: Staying Awake in the Staff Meeting
Author: [info]tetsubinatu
Summary: Minerva drones on while our boys amuse themselves
Warnings: Post-series, with the usual non-canon survivors.
Word Count: < 300 words
Prompt: Colleagues / assuage



tap Lupin's finger jerked again, although Minerva, droning her way through the minutiae of the first staff meeting of the year, did not appear to notice.

tap pause tap

Severus ground his teeth silently.

tap

If Minerva waffled on much more Severus was going to fall asleep.

Board of Governors blah blah grand heritage of Albus Dumbledore tap future of the school ...blah... Dumbledore tap blah blah ...

Wait... what?

Severus fixed his eyes on Lupin's annoying hands (what right had a werewolf to have hands so well-shaped, so elegant?) and waited for the next...

Dumbledore... tap

Lupin was attempting to assuage his boredom by counting every time Minerva said Dumbledore! No consideration whatsoever for the rest of them, of course! Severus' mouth hardened even further into its customary scowl before a thought occurred to him; he smirked.

"blah... blah... future..." Minerva said and Severus swung his foot, hard.

Lupin gasped, shooting him a reproachful look, but his finger still came down with its customary tap at the next Dumbledore. Snape waited patiently.

... future ... kick

Lupin's eyes narrowed but Severus got in another two kicks before his prey discovered the trigger and began to dodge. He didn't stop tapping, however, smirking at Severus with every lift of his evil finger.

"...next week," Minerva concluded.

Severus was almost disappointed. He'd only connected about a dozen times and he still had plenty of kick left in him. As he swept towards the door Minerva had a parting word. "Severus," she said. "The future is yours, as Headmaster Dumbledore would have reminded you!" Her chin quivered smugly.

Severus's gaze slid across the staff room to Lupin, who mouthed "caught!", laughing silently as he limped across to the tea tray.

Well, perhaps this year might not be so boring after all.

January 27th, 2011

SGA snippet waiting for context

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Rodney realises that he has been stupid.

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